Anonymous said: Do you know of any good accidental arousal fics? Love the blog btw!
thank you!(4,227 | Explicit)It turns out that although Stiles may be the one who’s been caught wearing panties, he isn’t the only one with an awkward boner, and that makes him feel a whole lot better about this situation.
(7,936 | Explicit) Stiles gets a massage. And then some.
Alternatively: in which Stiles’ mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.
(4,806 | Explicit) Derek and Stiles are forced to spend the night in a car and Stiles pops an awkward boner.
(4,842 | Explicit) Derek takes a deep breath before he looks up. “I was going to Jungle to pick up a guy.”
"Huh." Stiles taps his fingers against his bottom lip. They come away red; there’s already lipstick on his teeth. "You know, there’s an app for that. Grindr. You’re—I bet you could just get guys to come over, like pizza delivery."
"I don’t like pizza," Derek says.
(1,155 | Explicit) Derek, shirtless and in sweatpants. Stiles, desperate and horny. That’s about it.
Anonymous said: can you rec some party game fics? (like truth or dare, spin the bottle, drinking games etc.)
- spin the bottle
7 Minutes in Heaven by xxxAthaelaxxx (complete | 2,853 | Rated G)
Derek plays spin the bottle with the teens and there’s only one person he desperately wants to kiss. Will he get his chance?
Seven Minutes in Heaven by alliehamilt0n (complete | 3,207 | Rated G)
It’s kind of impossible to say no to spin the bottle, considering it’s all they’ve asked him for, when he asks so much more of them.
Needs More Than Seven Minutes by stilinskisparkles (complete | 5,287 | Rated M)
Where Lydia and Erica plot, Scott turns eighteen and gets awesome cake, and Stiles and Derek totally don’t want to kiss each other. At all.
Rules of the Game by samyazaz (complete | 1,055 | Rated T)
It’s Lydia who suggests it, waggling the bottle between two fingertips and giving them all an arch look that says I dare you, so of course Stiles is the first to agree, because he’s never met a suggestion from Lydia Martin that he could refuse.
- truth or dare
The truth about love (comes at 3 AM) by Finduilas (complete | 9,587 | Rated E)
When the pack gets locked in at Derek’s new loft during a snowstorm, they play ‘truth or dare’ to pass the time.
Truth or Dare by Dira Sudis (complete | 2,700 | Rated T)
When Stiles said, “Hey, let’s play truth or dare,” Derek swallowed the anticipation of pain and humiliation and said, “Okay.”
Triple Dog Dare. by TheBadassIsIn (complete | 7,316 | Rated M)
It started off pretty simple. Full moon meeting, not enough snacks, Derek being a douche. Ha, alliteration! Then Lydia had to put down her book and do that scary, smile with the eyes thing she was so good at. “Why don’t we play a game?” This was either going to be awesome or they were all going to die as a result. Basically your average night with the pack.
Red Lace by badwolfbadwolf (complete | 4,373 | Rated E)
Stiles gets dared to wear red lace panties.
- drinking games
never found a boy (to love me like you do) by stilinskisparkles (complete | 6,646 | Rated M)
Stiles sits down opposite him, long fingers wrapping round the vodka bottle’s neck as he drags it towards him. “Huh.” He’s practically caressing the lid as he unscrews it and Derek shifts in his seat, looks determinedly elsewhere.
sing a new song, Chiquitita by HalfFizzbin (complete | 2,742 | Rated T)
Derek is scheduled to work a double shift atHale or High Water on the night of his 30th birthday, which is an excellent encapsulation of how his life is going so far.
No Excuses by trilliath (complete | 5,483 | Rated M)
He tries to keep an eye on everyone, really he does, but they don’t make it easy. Being the lone human at a party full of supernaturals means Stiles is the only one not drinking - not that “drinking” properly encompasses everything happening at this insane bonfire party. And even then he’s not too sure, but at Peter’s horrible (why do they even let him come?) example the Beacon Hills extended pack seems to be more than happy to ‘try first, ask questions later’ tonight.
(a.k.a. an excuse to get Derek drunk.)
From the Bottom of my Heart (Pun Intended)by derekstilinskw
They were walking through the hallway and Stiles knew that this could be his last chance of swinging away from the problem that was his attraction for Derek. Though the guy was years younger and less brawny, his aura was the same. The way his arms were always strong and secure and ready to grab anything from miles of distance, the way his chest was braised like a lion instead of a wolf and that self confidence that was his company anywhere he was… So yep, same deadly bad attraction as before. Thinking that a younger self would make you less gay near him? Nope. He still wanted to climb the man, the boy, whatever the fuck he was like a tree. Yuppie. Oh, fuck his life.
— So, big guy, that is not so big anymore hamn — He slid an arm around the guy’s shoulders and Derek’s frown was worse than before. — What’s gonna be the first step into this new teenage world hun? Buy some new leather jacket, one that fits your less developed muscles anyway
— Stiles, shut up! — The guy was getting cranky
— Or make some new friends and I have to say buddy, with that little face of yours…
— Can you stop with the ‘little’ everything?
— Oh wow, you’re bothering that you became little? — Stiles laugh even though he knew that was the exactly wrong thing to do, anyway, when in his life he did the right and appropriate thing again?
— Don’t you dare finish…
At that point they were already near Stiles bedroom so he figured he’d be safe at his own property, I mean, not that this would’ve stop old Derek from pinning him against walls or crashing into the place or smacking his head against his own, his own freaking steering wheel but new Derek was a little bit more comprehensive, right? He was lighter, he had a good sense of humor and maybe, even maybe he could crack a joke. He still was the only one who didn’t put up with Stiles shit, so he didn’t know how he thought he would get along with this one. Oh, fuck his life.
— What? Think your sweet little dick may have shrunk more?
His head was immediately pressed against the wood wall as soon as he was able to close it. Derek’s hand was through his hair and he never felt so glad for letting his hair grow. He felt the hot breath in the nape of his neck and left out a good sigh between his teeth.
— Is that all? C’mon big guy, what do you have?
Derek pressed his hard body and Stiles could feel his strong chest, the hard thighs but most of all, nested against his ass, something hard and hot was pressing in. As fast as he pushed the boy, he pushed himself back in a rush.
— If you say one word, we’re going to that bed and I’ll fuck you. — Derek threaded, but somehow his voice was hoarse and deep and that made Stiles shiver, he was not, no way, absolutely not, not in a lifetime, ever backing up from someone’s threat, especially of a threat from Derek’s sex voice. Oh man, fuck his life.
This is the monthly installment of softywolf’s Top Ten Sterek Fics (x). You can check my #topten tag for previous months or the topten navigation page to find a specific month. On a final note, this list is in no particular order and my favourite(s) has an asterisk (*) beside it.
June’s theme is High School AU.
A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play* by apocryphal (T | 20934)All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies (E | 48666)Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.Binomial Coefficients by DevilDoll (T | 20783)In which brainy freshman Stiles Stilinski wants star quarterback Derek Hale to join the math team, AKA math nerds in love.(I Hate to Be) The One to Ruin the Night* by wishingonalightningbolt (E | 14550)High school senior Derek Hale only has one goal for the rest of his time left at BHHS: avoid Stiles Stilinski. He’s wreaked enough havoc as it is, having spent all summer breaking Derek’s heart. Everything would be better for both of them if they just never saw each other again.Derek doesn’t plan on ever getting mixed up with Scott McCall and his little gang of idiot friends. In fact, if he knew to avoid it, he would, but he guesses he just isn’t smart enough. Unfortunate, considering the consequences.An Awkward Love by divenire (G | 16069)Derek is an awkward first year student, his best friend Erica works in the library part time and Jackson is by far the worst roommate ever. And then there’s this boy - Stiles - who won’t leave Derek alone.I Want You To Want Me by sweetbutterbliss (E | 15940)Derek scrubs his hands across his face before crossing his arms over his chest and furrowing his eyebrows at the two idiots standing in front of him. Well, Scott is an idiot. Stiles is…luminescent, and all jerky movement, with big, golden brown eyes. And he always has a plan. Derek is fucked and, it turns out, unable to say no to him.Option C) Some Bad Guys are Werewolves, but Not All Werewolves are Bad Guys by calrissian18 (T | 9039)Derek Hale—the Incredible Meat that Thinks—needs a math tutor. Stiles Stilinski needs something that will look better on his college applications than ‘passable D&D Dungeon Master.’It’s a match made in heaven. Er, right?Letters by ericaismeg (G | 8924)“Stiles, this is getting ridiculous. Can you please do something about it?” Lydia demands. “Do anything. I don’t care. Go up and kiss him, ask him to prom this year, write him secret admirer love letters, whatever. Just do something.”OR: The one where Lydia sets up an email account for Stiles to “confess his love” for Derek. And as fate would have it, they also end up becoming friends in person at the same time.the lunch table configuration* by thepsychicclam (E | 16677)When Isaac makes Derek switch lunch tables, the last thing Derek expected was to fall for Stiles.And Then There Is No Mystery Left (Baby, I’m Sweet On You) by swing_set13Stiles has no idea why Derek is sitting at his lunch table.
Stiles can’t help but trace the line from Derek’s broad shoulders to his waist as he walks away. Derek Hale was five-odd years older than Stiles, gorgeous and soft-voiced and totally out of Stiles’ league. Frankly, he was probably out of everyone’s league. What Derek was doing working as a deputy in a small town was something of a mystery.
“You going to gawp at my deputy all day or are you going to inappropriately tag along on a police investigation?” his dad asks, tapping him on the back of the head.
Teen Wolf AU - Arrow: In which Derek is a vigilante roaming the streets of Beacon Hills and fighting evil guys and Stiles is the cute IT guy who talks too much and without whom Derek would get nothing at all done. Also, they love each other (and Derek is stupid and thinks sleeping with other people and not dating Stiles will keep him save, but even the bad guys soon realise that his occasional hook-ups with Erica don’t mean she’s his pressure point)